Bhengi wife : sunoo ji meri aankhein kajol se milti hain na....??
husband :tap k bola...!!!
kambakhat teri apas main nahi milti kajol se kia milen... gi....!!!!

ABU BETAY SE

PASS HO GA TOI 1 CYCLE LE KER DO GA

FAIL HO GA 10 CYCLES LE KER DO GA

BETA ABU SE

FAIL HO JAO TU FAIDA HA

ABU

HA CYCLE KI DUKAN JO KHULNI HA TUNE PHIR.:

KBC quiz show may Shahrukh ne mujh se poocha.
“Dunya ka sub se bara gadha kon hai?”
May ne 1 caror gawa dia per tera name nahi bataya….
sachi dosti..

AJJ SATURDAY HAI
YEH SMS 5 FRIENDS KO SEND
karain... INSHALLAH...
KAL SUNDAY HOGA!
IS KO IGNORE MAT KARNA
WARNA....
PARSON MONDAY HOGA???????