Sardar ka accident hogya,
Doctor said: "I am sorry,he is dead",
Srdar: "oye mai zinda hun",
Srdar ki biwi:
"chup kr,tenu doctor naal ziada pta ay?"

First Sardaar: "Kall Raat mai 3 ghante dii ek film wekhi,odayy wich na koi scene c,na koi story",
2nd Srdar:"film da naa ki c?",
1st: "No disc inserted"..!

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi atatha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay

1 sardar airhostess se,
?Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohutmilti hai!?
Hostess ne zordar thappar us kmun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:?Adat bhibohut milti hai?

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sonelaga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai,uper ajaa.

Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghijal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga dithi

Pathan ne martey dum saare beton ko bulakar wasiat ki k meri jitni bhi jaidad he us saari ki saari ko mere ELAJ par kharach kardo.